TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

On this day...
You've laughed
At our signs
For many a mile
Be a sport
Give us a trial
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

On this day...
If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

On this day...
Men
Who've tested
Every brand
Are just the ones
Who now demand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

On this day...
It's in
The bag
Of every man
Who travels
Lightly as he can
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

On this day...
No pulling
At the whisker base
A soothing film
Protects
Your face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
From Saskatoon
To Alabam'
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

On this day...
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

On this day...
A silky cheek
Shaved smooth
And clean
Is not obtained
With a mowing machine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

On this day...
Cheek to cheek
They meant to be
The lights went out
And so did he
He needed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

On this day...
Henry the Eighth
Prince of friskers
Lost five wives
But kept
His whiskers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

On this day...
Don't take
A curve
At 60 per
We hate to lose
A customer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

On this day...
Say, big boy
To go
Thru life
How'd you like
A whiskered wife?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

On this day...
Are you
An even-tempered guy?
Mad all
The time?
Better try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

On this day...
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

On this day...
The time
To start
A real dispute
Is when you're
Offered a substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

On this day...
Be a modern
Paul Revere
Spread the news
From ear
To ear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

On this day...
No lady likes
To dance
Or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

On this day...
In every
Half a pound
My boy
You get a ton
Of Shaving joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

On this day...
Hardly a driver
Is now alive
Who passed
On hills
At 75
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

On this day...
A whiskered gent
At a bazaar
Paid for
A kiss
But got a jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

On this day...
Drive like
A railroad engineer
Take it easy
When the road's
Not clear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday May 9, 2026.
This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes and
Imitations
Send 'em to
Your wife's
Relations
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 10, 2026.
This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

On this day...
He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

On this day...
Buy a jar
Take it from me
There's so
Much in it
The last half's free
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

On this day...
He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

On this day...
Put your brush
Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

On this day...
It's best for
One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

On this day...
Don't pass cars
On curve or hill
If the cops
Don't get you
Morticians will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

On this day...
Give hand signals
To those behind
They don't know
What's in
Your mind
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

On this day...
Prickly pears
Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

On this day...
Guys whose eyes
Are in
Their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

On this day...
Just spread
Then pat
Now shave
That's
That
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

On this day...
Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

On this day...
They missed
The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

On this day...
Tell
The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

On this day...
She kissed
The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

On this day...
He used
Umbrella
For parachute
Now rejects
Every substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

On this day...
Don't stick
Your elbow
Out so far
It might go home
In another car
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

On this day...
Of all
The drunks
Who drive on Sunday
Some are stil
Alive on Monday
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

On this day...
Many a wolf
Is never let in
Because of the hair
On his
Chinny-chin-chin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

On this day...
Soldier
Sailor
And marine
Now get a shave
That's quick and clean
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

On this day...
Hinky-dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up the face
The war
Is thru
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brushes
Soon will
Be trimmin'
Those screwy hats
We see on wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

On this day...
Angels
Who guard you
When you drive
Usually
Retire at 65
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

On this day...
Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

On this day...
Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright
YOU are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

On this day...
Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

On this day...
Others claim
Their product good
But ours
Does what
You think it should
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

On this day...
Drowsy?
Just remember, pard
That marble slab
Is doggone
Hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

On this day...
Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
--Are!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

On this day...
Dear lover boy,
Your photo came
But your doggone beard
Won't fit
The frame
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

On this day...
This will never
Come to pass
A back-seat
Driver
Out of gas
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

On this day...
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

On this day...
In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

On this day...
If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

On this day...
Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You're out of the rough
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

On this day...
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

On this day...
As you drive
Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

On this day...
Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

On this day...
No soggy brushes
In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

On this day...
Man passes
Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 11, 2026.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

On this day...
Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 12, 2026.
This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

On this day...
Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 13, 2026.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

On this day...
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 14, 2026.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

On this day...
When Peter Piper
Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 15, 2026.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

On this day...
Trains don't wander
All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 16, 2026.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

On this day...
Gets each
Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 17, 2026.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

On this day...
When junior takes
Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 18, 2026.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

On this day...
When better
Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 19, 2026.
This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

On this day...
Remember this
If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 20, 2026.
This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

On this day...
College boys!
Your courage muster
Shave off
That fuzzy
Cookie duster
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 25, 2026.
This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

On this day...
At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 26, 2026.
This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

On this day...
Life is sweet
But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)